John Jakes, by Romeo Esparrago planetmagazine Archive, SF Poetry March 1, 1999October 11, 2026 1 Minute Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 21 (March 1999). a clerihew Illustration by Romeo Esparrago Hero, woodsman, alien fighter manAxes, ray guns – John’s got the master planForests and planets he wants to invadeRangers and Martians do not have it made. Poem & artwork © copyright 1998-99 by Romeo Esparrago ← Back to Planet Magazine No. 21 (contents) Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Like Loading... Related Published by planetmagazine Death Ray My Moon-based Death Ray Panics the people of Earth. Mock my theories now! (c) 1996-2009 Andrew G. McCann View all posts by planetmagazine Published March 1, 1999October 11, 2026
