Dino Farm, by Ray Dangel

Painting of an elderly farmer in green overalls holding an armful of large eggs at a fence, with spotted crested dinosaurs penned behind him and a barn in the background

Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 23 (September 1999). Inspired by the artwork “Dino Farm” by Thomas Miller Ned Fenton paused outside the back entrance of Sarah's Diner, glanced left and right to see if anyone was watching, then stepped inside. He stood in the dark storeroom a few moments to splash on fresh after-shave … Continue reading Dino Farm, by Ray Dangel →

Cabbage, by Ray Dangel

Drawing of a bright green cabbage-like heart sitting on a hairy, pale chest between two nipples, a dotted red incision line running down the middle

Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 19 (September 1998). Illustration by Ray Dangel The room slowly came into focus as the anesthetic released its grip. Jeremy recognized the big round ceiling light, then the sprinkler head a few feet away. His cardiologist's face slid into view and spoke. "How are you feeling, Jeremy?" "Urrghh," Jeremy … Continue reading Cabbage, by Ray Dangel →

Sanity at the Keyboard, by Ray Dangel

Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 17 (March 1998). Never throw things at the monitor.Never throw the monitor.Coffee cups and elbows are mutually attractive.Tears are an undocumented feature of all software.Work naked at least once a week to reduce stress.Switch gradually from swearing to bookmarks.Mistakes are noticed right after you press ENTER.Baffled by new software? … Continue reading Sanity at the Keyboard, by Ray Dangel →