Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 17 (March 1998).
Never throw things at the monitor.
Never throw the monitor.
Coffee cups and elbows are mutually attractive.
Tears are an undocumented feature of all software.
Work naked at least once a week to reduce stress.
Switch gradually from swearing to bookmarks.
Mistakes are noticed right after you press ENTER.
Baffled by new software? Ask a teenager.
Go to the bathroom every two hours.
Smile and breathe. Everything else will take care of itself. *
Copyright ©1998 by Ray Dangel
