Abstract: From the Proceedings of the 49th Convention of the American Datatician Society Meeting, Akron Hilton, Akron, Ohio. November 1994. Excerpt from author's remarks, Professor Bingham S. Tewksbury: "We of the ADS are pleased to announce that the mystery of where lost socks go has been quantitatively pinpointed subsequent to a lengthy and rigorous double-blind … Continue reading 10 Years Ago in Planet… “The Meaning of Lost Socks” by Biedermeier X. Leeuwenhoek →

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Many readers have asked us why UFOs are seen everywhere but through telescopes. You'd think that telescopes, which point at the heavens as a full-time job, would be spotting flying saucers every other Thursday, at a minimum. Well, it turns out there is a very simple answer. Studies of crashed UFOs consistently reveal that these … Continue reading Why UFOs Never Show Up on Telescopes →