Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 35 (September 2002). Illustration by Romeo Esparrago "There’s an incoming transmission on channel 1138, Captain!" I announced. "Put it on the main screen," the Captain replied. We were on the bridge of the starship Kedgeree, our mission to search out interesting life-forms, take pictures, bring them back home, and … Continue reading Ducks, Herrings, and Paper Hats, by Spencer Bagley →