Originally published in Planet Magazine No. 21 (March 1999). Illustration by Stefano Tartarotti (*apologies to Frank Zappa) 1 Can't get used to this. I'm craving Whoppers and Tastycakes, and here I am stuck with Brazil nuts and raspberries. My wife misses the real estate more. She looks at what used to be our driveway and … Continue reading Holidays, Salad Days, Days of Moldy Mayonnaise, by Duane Swierczynski →