“Elevator to Eternity” by Greg Guerin

Illustration: “Scanman” © 2005 by Romeo Esparrago. "We used his soul to mend the hole bound the fabric of time..." When he first came to us, his mind was contorted by conflicting ripples of thought. His tiny body arrived packaged carefully in amniotic fluid, the limbs curled and foetus-like, the head grossly expanded. A genetic … Continue reading “Elevator to Eternity” by Greg Guerin

“U, Robot, and The Totally Unremarkable Paper” by NoMan (A.L. Schuhart)

U, Robot sat in a room. (As will be learned later, it is here that U stopped reading) It was a big room, not that size was important, which it wasn’t. After all, the size of the room had nothing to do with the size of the robot, nor with how important the robot was, … Continue reading “U, Robot, and The Totally Unremarkable Paper” by NoMan (A.L. Schuhart)

“If You Don’t Help Us, We’re Doomed” by Cole Haddon

Illustration: "ET Kid Gets Rocket" by Steve Cartwright (c) 2005 When the Solinarians asked me to save their planet, I told them it would cost at least $10,000,000,000,000 credits. “Plus expenses,” I added. We’d met for lunch at Hammerhead Hank’s Intergalactic Multi-Ethnic Bar and Grill, and I was eating the Telexu squid burger with pickled … Continue reading “If You Don’t Help Us, We’re Doomed” by Cole Haddon

Workshop: Odyssey Writing Workshop (deadline)

Dear Editor: I am the administrator for the Odyssey Writing Workshop, an internationally known program for writers of science fiction, fantasy, and horror, held annually at Saint Anselm College in Manchester, NH. Applications for early admission are due January 31, 2005. More information can be found on our web site: http://www.sff.net/odyssey . Sincerely, Susan Sielinski … Continue reading Workshop: Odyssey Writing Workshop (deadline)

“Virtual Parenting” by Tim C. Taylor

Cursing the Guardian, Jerrine glanced at the digits counting down the release cycle for airlock CX2. It served no purpose. Nothing she could do would speed up the replacement of argon with nothingness. The other transcendentals used to mock her impatience as irrational, but she clung to every remaining human trait she possessed, thinking it … Continue reading “Virtual Parenting” by Tim C. Taylor

10 Years Ago in Planet… “Stealth” by Andrew G. McCann

That's right, you saw me on "Oprah" and "Donahue." And I'll betcha my last beer you're wondering what kind of chucklehead would've done it. Well, let me explain by telling you that only one word describes the Ultimate Joyride: totally awesome. And that's what it was, a joyride. If it wasn't, you think I'd be … Continue reading 10 Years Ago in Planet… “Stealth” by Andrew G. McCann